“I mean, maybe the polar bears shouldn’t be living in a giant cage in fucking California in the first place. Sigh.” - Submitted by kindred spirit Katie O’Connor
Asparagus=love
Submitted by my e-pal bodymassage:
A lady in front of me at the store bought one bunch of asparagus. The cashier said, “Some people buy flowers on Valentine’s Day, other people buy asparagus.”
You know that scene in movies where someone is granted the power to bring a loved one back from the dead? And they think it’s a great idea, that they’ll be able to cheat death, so they go ahead and do it, because they don’t realize that their loved one won’t be the “same” anymore? That he/she will just be a demented reanimated zombie-monster? And you know how the lesson the character eventually learns is that some things are more beautiful and precious because they don’t last forever? And that having the ugly undead shadow of something you loved around is actually worse and more painful than having nothing at all, because it’s a physical reminder of what you’re missing and will never, ever be able get back (and how that’s okay, because that’s life)?
I guess the writers at SNL don’t watch a lot of movies.
bodymassage asked: I couldn't find the Plays count on my boss's iTunes because it was on a shared server, but it was just sad that his library seemed halfway decent up until Nickelback.
Are you in Seattle, by the way? I saw a #Seattle tweet, and I've always wanted to go there.
Yes, I am in Seattle! You should come here. It only rains about 80% as often as people say.
When you browse your boss’ iTunes library and this is what you find.
Please to go back and check the “Plays” count?
My married friend and her single friend (me) talk sleep strategies.
